FULL DISCLOSURE: This will be a long-as-heck post. Prepare yourself accordingly. Seriously...use the potty and get refreshments now.
I felt is prudent to share a little bit of history with a certain boy, who shall be named Love of My Life (LOML), or as he's commonly referred to, The One That Got Away.
I'm sure everyone has One That Got Away...but mine seems to shape relationships with one's that didn't get away, and no matter how hard I try, he'll always be who I compare everyone else to.
I first met LOML in college. He was (is, I suppose) the high school best friend of my college best friend, DOB. DOB and I were practically inseparable, and so when his high school friends from LA came to town, it was expected that I would hang out with them.
So, I met LOML, and thought he was very nice, but kinda left it at that - nothing happened between us and he went back to school in Virginia and I didn't really think about it again.
And then that summer came along.
See friends, I am incredibly competitive in many things...and one of the things I am most competitive about is trivia. I am slightly obsessed with Jeopardy, and still kinda freak out whenever Jeopardy mentions
Frank Spangenberg, (like I seriously squeal and jump up and down and clap. It's pathetic) and my first post-Badger crush was
Ben Bishop (video of Ben here.)So...needless to say, when I was invited to audition for College Jeopardy that summer, I jump jump jumped at the chance, grabbed a girlfriend from work, hopped in the car, and drove down I-5 to LA. Ahhhhhh, my dreams were coming true!
Now, Bri and I went down to LA a few days before the audition because some friends from college were in town to go to Disneyland and play around, so Bri and I crashed their party (and their hotel room!) and tagged along. When one of DOB's other best friends from high school (Thrasher, who was also a college friend of mine and a fraternity brother of the guys we were crashing with), he got very angry to hear that I was in town and hadn't called him. He demanded that Bri and I stay with his family for my audition the next day (which was perfie since we didn't know where we were going to stay because we didn't plan our trip very well AT ALL.)
So, friends go back to AZ, and Bri and I head out to Thrasher's house. When we get there, Thrasher informs us that we are going out with "the guys" (all the high school best friends, minus DOB who was stuck working in AZ for the summer.) We were going to Rome's house to meet up before heading to a bar.
I swear I can still remember this like it was yesterday...and in fact, if you asked me to repeat my steps I could probably still do it.
Thrasher, Bri, and I head to Rome's house to meet up with everyone, who are sitting and pre-gaming in Rome's bedroom. When we walk in, LOML says "It's you!" and I respond "It's me!" and he gets up and gives me a huge, huge hug.
So not love at first sight...but certainly something at second sight.
That night basically revolved around LOML and I (Bri was o her own, sorry girl!) We discussed everything - from personal details to missile defense shields (seriously. I'm a HUGE dork.) It was like no one else was even at the bar, or anywhere else in the rest of the entire world. We were totally in sync, and I was TOTALLY in love.
The next day was my audition, and while I was thisclose to making it...stupid colonial American history tripped me up (nerves, slight hangover, and lack of sleep due to thinking about LOML all night long didn't help either, I'm sure) and I didn't make it to the second round.
SKIP THIS PART IF YOU DON'T CARE HOW JEOPARDY! AUDITIONS WORK AND WANT TO GET BACK TO THE JUICY STUFF: So they take you to the studio for your audition, which is so totally nerve-racking. OH and Will Smith drove in to the lot right before us. CRAZY. Anywho, the studio itself is so much smaller than you'd think (kinda like the House Chamber when you see the State of the Union) and OMG! Alex Trebek came into the studio and chatted with us auditioners - and asked us what might be one of the most culturally important question of our time:
To Shave, or not to Shave? I was a part of history that day friends, and my world has never been the same. So the audition goes like this: there are many of you seated in the audience seats, and you are given a piece of paper and a pencil, write your name on the paper, and label your paper 1-60 (yes, it is very high school.) Then, on the television screens (where I can only assume they show the questions during the real game tapings), they flash a question for 10 seconds, and then it's gone. You only have those 10 seconds to answer the question - they do not replay the question. Needless to say...it's a nervous, nervous process. Then you pass in your papers, and they read the top 10 or so scorers...and the rest go home to booze their loss.
OK, BACK TO THE FUN!
So...after my audition, Bri and I drove around, shopped, and headed back to Thrasher's house to plan the evening - our last evening in town, boo. Our friend's band from AZ was playing in LA, and I wanted to go, but one of Thrasher's friend's was moving the next day, so we went to her going away party instead. LOML was there...
It was at this point that I realized LOML loves to play pool. And was in the middle of a very, very heated game/tournament with some girl. Not cool.
I wasn't feeling the booze that night, so Bri drank and I was DD. When it was time to leave, we hopped in Thrasher's SUV to head home: Me driving, Bri shotgun, Thrasher & LOML in the back seat.
At this point, it's helpful to know that Thrasher, LOML, DOB, and I are all *slightly* obsessed with Dave Matthews Band, and his new album,
Everyday, had just come out. The song that came on was
Angel, about long-distance and perhaps, unrequited love.
So I'm driving down the road, and this happens:
LOML: Hey Bea?
Bea: Yea?
LOML: This is always going to be our song.
SWOON! I mean sheesh - I'm lucky I could keep the truck on the road!
We go to pick up LOML's car at someone's house, and he and Thrasher hop out and get into his car, leaving Bri and I in the truck.
Apparently, Thrasher got out to absolutely yell at LOML for basically ignoring me all night, because I'm a catch and he's an idiot. I heart Thrasher :)
So we get to Thrasher's house and are watching random TV (COPS, I think actually) and LOML announces that he is going to bed and promptly goes upstairs. No idea where that is, since, you know, he doesn't live there? But I was kinda peeved so I didn't ask or really care.
About a half hour later, I decide that LOML isn't coming back down to make out with me, so I go up to bed. Bri and I had been sleeping in Thrasher's room, with Thrasher sleeping in his little sister's room, and his sister slept with her parents. I go up into Thrasher's room to get ready for bed, and hear breathing...and realize that LOML has decided to sleep in *my* room.
So, I get ready for bed, climb into bed and yell "LOML" to wake him up. I was angry and my feelings were hurt, don't judge me!
So he wakes up and this convo occurs:
Bea: WTF?!? Why did you ignore me all night? That was really not okay with me.
LOML: I know, I'm sorry. I panicked.
Bea: You panicked? What does that even mean?
LOML: I know you're leaving tomorrow and I didn't want to get any closer to you than I already had. I'm sorry.
SWOON.
So, we made out for a bit and then went to sleep. Honest! We weren't going to do anything or rush anything.
Welcome to 6am. I'm woken up to LOML getting dressed, leaning in, giving me a kiss, and walking out the door. In my haze, I honestly thought he was going to pee. It's not until Bri comes in a few hours later that I realize he was gone. GONE! Just like that, GONE!
So, out to brekky Thrasher, Bri, and I go. Thrasher admits that he yelled at LOML for being a jerk, and repeated that LOML said to him the same stuff about not wanting to get too close to me. He also said that he knew LOML must have really, really liked me because he never stays the night. In their several years of being friends, LOML had never stayed at anyone's house...he'd stay up till he sobered, and then go home. But he voluntarily stayed, because I was there. (The reason he left, I found out, was because he was babysitting his little brother and sister for the weekend and HAD to go home. Whoops!)
Long, long, long drive back up to NorCal, needless to say.
Anywho, that was summer of 2001. So we're going on 8 years of torture. 8 years of mostly unrequited love! Over these past 8 years, we've survived both 9/11 and the DC Snipers (he was in town here for both), multiple relationships (including some very, very serious ones), a 2-year separation (while he was in his super-serious relationship), internships, graduations (in fact, my sorority senior prediction was that I'd finally end up with LOML!), crappy jobs, coast-to-coast moves (alas, he's now in LA and I'm not in DC), breakups, heartaches, campaigns, and of course, the occasional visit - most recently in April 2007 for his brother's wedding out here.
There are about 9 additional posts I could do about LOML, but this covers the basics, at least for now.
So yesterday, I sent him an innocent(ish) FB message saying that I haven't heard from him in a while, which could only mean one thing. (We tend not to talk when we are in relationships.) Sure enough...he's back with his ex and thinking about buying a house in LA (thank you crappy economy for ruining my chance at true happiness!)
BOO on me. Not like I need another man to stress about...but to be perfectly honest, this is the one that has never left my head (or, really, my heart.) He is, The One That Got Away.
My mother says that I only like him because I can't have him. DOB said one, in direct reference to LOML, that sometimes the best relationships happen in the course of one day. I hope neither of them are correct, because I continue to hold out hope that we could actually be together - happily - if we could just get our act together.
So, I remain the Charlotte of love - forever the optimist. I am confident that one day he will see the light and realize that WE are MFEO (meant for each other, for those of you who haven't watched Sleepless in Seattle in a while.)
Cheers,
Sweet Bea